There’s this little church that has taken over an old bakery building near our house. We call it the bakery/church/car dealership because it’s all on one lot. Anyhoo, I’m accustomed to seeing ads, flyers, banners, and posters for Fall Festivals, Halloween Alternatives, and the like. It is the Bible Belt, after all. But this is the first year we’ve lived here that I’ve seen something as devolved as this:
After the initial shock and outrage wore off (what, are witches next here in southern Texas?!), something occurred to me… If they’re such good and upstanding Christians as this, what are they doing with the evil items in the first place? Hmmmm…..
WOOT! A Holy Spirit Party?!! SIGN ME UP!
You live in crazytown. You know that, don’t you?
You should take a Bible to the book burning and just tell them you didn’t understand. But then again, I’m the wrong person to talk to about this sort of thing. Gotta run — my evil items need dusting!
Smooches,
J