I’m at the SCN Land Full of Stories conference in San Marcos. I had thought about refusing to come–and now I am SO glad I didn’t do that. It’s been another great conference so far. And the keynote by Oregon State University philosophy professor, Kathleen Dean Moore, was amazing. Life altering. And I was able to do some power schmoozing that resulted in at least three fantastic interviews lined up for my podcast. Woohoo!
Too bad my hotel ruined the happy bubble feeling of the conference. It’s really friggin’ hot here. Heat index of 100 degrees this afternoon, and I can’t imagine it’s much less even by now (10 pm). So I check in around 9:30 and am told I should be able to park by my room. NOT. And, of course, my room turns out to be at the ass-end of the hotel. The lighting by the rooms is so dim I have to circle twice to find the room, then a third time to get a parking space about six rooms down. I haul out all my stuff, which includes an iced tea (because, like I mentioned, it’s really friggin’ hot!), and shuffle down to my room. I juggle my bags, prop up my tea on the door jamb, and put my key in the door. The turns green, I push, and nothing happens. I try again. Crap. I put down my stuff, try again, with some weight behind it–still nothing. By now I’m slightly irked. *sarcasm dripping as much as my sweaty brow*
So I angrily shuffle back to my car, load everything up, and decide to walk to the office so I don’t lose my parking space. I make my way to the office to get my key checked. It is so muggy that by the time I get to the office, I feel like my boobs are boiling in their own juices. Yes, it’s that damned hot. The clerk smiles sweetly at me and asks how she can help me.
“I can’t get in my room.” *growl*
“Did the light turn green?”
“Yes,” I reply thinking I’m not an idiot, ya know.
“Oh!” She says, thumping the heel of her hand to her forehead (no joke), “you have to turn the handle UP.”
*blank stare*
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