Archive for December, 2006

Disney postcards - Animal Kingdom Lodge

We decided to fly out early on Saturday morning so we’d arrive in Orlando with enough time to visit one of the parks. Apparently we weren’t the only ones with that genius intent. When we arrived at the Disney Magical Express (their motorcoach service) we were greeted with an obscenely long line. But true to Disney fashion, the line moved quickly (for a line) and we were at our hotel within an hour.

AKL lobbyWe decided, since this was our anniversary celebration trip, to splurge and reserve a safari-view room at the Animal Kingdom Lodge. I was skeptical. I wanted a hotel closer to Epcot (one of my favorite parks), but Nathan convinced me (he makes great woeful puppy dog eyes). And, OMG, was it worth it! As soon as we got to our room, we went to our balcony. Our first step outside was greeted with zebras, several types of deer, giraffes, ostriches, and more.

AKL Giraffes

So after demanding a nap and sleeping for two hours, I was ready to head out to Animal Kingdom park. If you’ve never been to Disney, you don’t have any concept of how much walking is involved. The resorts are huge. The parks are huge. Everything is huge! So it necessarily follows that you do a LOT of walking. (Side note: we meant to take our pedometers, but totally forgot, darnit!) So anyhoo, this was the first of many hiking excursions. :)

Of course, we didn’t anticipate that the park would close early, what with early sunsets. So we got there just as the park was closing. But oh well!

That night we went to the fancy restaurant at AKL. Jiko, another selection I was a little worried about, turned out to be my favorite restaurant of the whole trip. Unfortunately I didn’t get a good picture of the inside. But there’s one wall that constantly changes colors to imitate an African sunset and sunrise. And there are light fixtures that look like flocks of birds soaring in the air. Totally awesome. And the food! Heavenly.

Vaguely Pigs 2One of the first animals we spotted on the AKL safari was the adorable Red River Hog. When we first spotted them, I asked Nathan, “Hey! What are those vaguely pig-like creatures?” Sometime later, we spotted an AKL cast member and asked about the animal, learning that they are called Red River Hogs. No matter–whenever we stepped onto our balcony, we looked for the Vaguely Pigs.

Vaguely Pigs 1

BongoThe first morning, I stepped out onto our balcony reveling in the crisp autumn air and scenic view before me. Soon a utility vehicle drove up and the driver waved at me. I thought, “Wow, everyone here at Disney World is so friendly!” Sure, the fellow said hello, but he also suggested I look below my balcony to the left. “You can see Clifford, our bongo, munching on the grass.” Apparently the bongos, and two of them in particular, like to jump the barriers and get at those tasty grass morsels that the other animals can’t get to. Sure enough, I looked down and the bongo was slowly heading away from me munching on the grass. Clifford was a mere 10 feet away! It was really cool! It wasn’t until after the workers left that I wondered how, based on an ass-end view, they could identify the bongo as Clifford. Then I decided I didn’t want to know.

Oh! And we met the Florida Bert!
AKL Florida Bert

Harry Potter VII title announced

Scholastic announced today that the last Harry Potter book will be titled, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” Publication date was not announced. :( But you can sign up at Amazon.com for notification when it’s available for preorder. :)

And don’t forget, The Order of the Phoenix movie comes out July 13!

Monday Madness - Left or right brained?

You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you’re left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you’re right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Nincompoop corner

Okay, I’m seriously thinking of creating a category just for nincompoops. Heck, maybe my mouse will wander on over to the menu and do that right now! But first, today’s nincompoop: Christmas horror movie offends religious groups (from CNN).

Oh, where should I start?!

Movie studio Dimension Films has remade a cult hit from 1974 about a group of female students being terrorized by a killer during Christmas and is releasing the film, “Black Christmas,” on December 25 — tagging it as the “ultimate slay ride.”

Ha! Cute pun.

“To have a movie that emphasizes murder and mayhem at Christmas, a time of celebration and joy around the world seems to be ill founded,” said Mathew Staver, founder and chairman of Liberty Counsel, an organization dedicated to upholding religious freedom and traditional family values.

Is Christmas the only time these religious groups care about peace on earth and good will toward men? I mean, if you’re against mayhem and killing, wouldn’t it be tasteless and offensive ANY time of the year? Wait a sec, there might be another gem in there.

said Mathew Staver, founder and chairman of Liberty Counsel, an organization dedicated to upholding religious freedom and traditional family values.

Hmmm, that’s a pesky word, that freedom. Sadly, I think he means HIS religious freedom, not mine. Nor does he appear to care about my movie-going freedom. Anyone want to start an organization with me? Flick Freedom 4 U and Me has a ring to it.

“It’s not enough to ignore and omit Christmas, but now it has to be offended, insulted and desecrated. Our most sacred holiday, actually a holy day, is being assaulted.”

This from Jennifer Giroux, who co-founded Operation Just Say Merry Christmas “as a way to reclaim the season for Christians.” (Reclaim, huh? Wow, this phrase alone might deserve a post all its own later.) I was going to try to keep a straight face, but I can’t contain it any longer. Hahahahaha! Let’s get some perspective here. Is assaulted truly the appropriate word to use here? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

Suffering in Sudan
War in the Middle East
Thousands of AIDS orphans
Rampant poverty

Yeah, I guess they’re right. Everything else is just a hill of beans. Maybe I should put all my energy, prayers, and money into fighting for dominant coverage of my holiday in mainstream media and retail outlets, because it’s obviously the important issue of the day.

Nincompoops.

Like a weed

What is how does your puppy grow?

Then:
Tex Puppy

Now:
Tex Smiling with Bandana

And check out the memento he got from Disney World:
Tex Disney Bandana Close-up