Archive for October, 2006

Monday Madness - Day late and a dollar short

Which describes my entire week. It’s Tuesday and I already wish the week was over! Just crazy, crazy at work, with no end in sight. Unless, of course, the ever-present danger of layoffs suddenly materializes (gotta love working in the IT/Computer industry!). But hey, we don’t report earnings for a month or so yet, so should be safe until then. ;)

I’ve been so crazy with everything else going on that I completely forgot about Monday Madness. Then I realized Monday Madness totally described my state of mind. To show you why I’m so hare-brained this week, here be my meeting schedule (with offending topics deleted):
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Sadly, several meetings have been canceled. Yep, we bleed blue here…

Monday Madness - Telemarketer’s worst nightmare

Monday Madness has had a short hiatus because, well, I’ve been busy! Imagine that. :) Today’s MM comes to us courtesy of Nathan, the King of Obscure Internet Kookiness.

Way back, not long after we started living together, Nathan decided to help me learn how to get rid of telemarketers (these were the days pre-National Do Not Call list). See, my momma taught me to be polite on the phone. From the time I was in grade school, if I called my friends, I asked, “May I speak to …?” My friends’ parents probably thought I was a little strange, but oh well. Anyway, with that basic telephone courtesy comes the fear of hanging up on people. I just can’t do it! So, I’d sit and listen patiently while the telemarketers barrelled through their shpiel. I’d wait for the pause that never came so I could politely decline their services and bid them a nice evening.

Apparently Nathan thought that was just ridiculous–he’d tell me that if I didn’t want to talk to them, I should just hang up the phone! Nope, I just couldn’t do it!

One fateful night, an unsuspecting telemarketer called to peddle his wares. And once again, I sat while he launched into his shpiel. I must’ve rolled my eyes, because Nathan clued in that I was being held hostage by the telemarketer script. So Nathan walks to within a few feet of me, takes a deep breath, and hollers.

“WOMAN!” In a deep, throaty tone. Think drunk scruffy redneck in a beer-stained white wife-beater muscle shirt.

“Woman! Don’t make me come over there! I thought I TOLD you to get off that damned phone!”

Although that makes me giggle now, I was speechless. And, apparently, so was the telemarketer, because I hear a couple of heartbeats of silence and then CLICK.

So that was Nathan’s way of helping me get rid of the dreaded telemarketer. But I found an even better way this evening. Click here and take a gander at how this guy gets rid of telemarketers.

Found a new read

Ran across another blog I’m adding to my blog roll: Craft Related Crap. The author, Bec, has a writing style I quite enjoy, and her sense of humor is a hoot and a holler (as we say here in Texas). Or is that just a Dad-ism? Meh, anyway, check out her blog when you get a chance.

Gather ’round the circle

Well, I’ve branched out! I wrote a little while ago about my great experiences in the Story Circle Network. I’ve been toying around with starting one of their free range circles, but then I decided to try something a little different (at least for me). I started a podcast! Yup, I’m now a podcaster. You can listen to the Story Circle Network at scn.libsyn.com. Lemme know what you think!

They say ignorance is bliss

There are times when I appreciate my upbringing with a passion reserved for my soapbox moments. Right now is one of those times. A student and parent in a relatively local school district have officially challenged the use of Fahrenheit 451 as classroom reading material for sophomore classes.

Yes, the classic book on the dangers of group think, government power and the danger in the absence of free speech, pervasive technology, and the importance of knowledge and history is apparently a danger to the morals of children. Ironic, isn’t it, that a book that rails against banning books is the target of an attempt at removing it from curriculum? And, for the cherry on top, the challenge was issued during Banned Books Week (though the news article states it’s purely coincidence).

I know that books and the messages within them have been banned for many years. I don’t expect that to stop–I’m not that naive. And I can’t rightly condemn book banning and in the same breath say that people shouldn’t be able to ban them. Freedom goes both ways.

I just can’t imagine what it’s like going through life so afraid of living it. I was raised in a home where intellect was prized as a gift from God. Where the more you know, the more you appreciate your world, your life, your self, and your beliefs. That’s not the kind of thing you truly grasp as a child–it takes the eyes of an adult reading stories like this to understand how often your parents stepped aside, trusted their guidance, and let you intimately interact with the world around you. I can’t say exactly what my parents did to encourage me to find my own way, but I can say without a doubt that I know they did.

As kids, my sister and I would roll our eyes when our mom saw us watching a movie with a sex scene. We’d ask if she didn’t want us watching it, and she’d just look at us a say, “You know how I feel about it. Use your judgment.” Same comment applied to topics such as doing drugs, drinking, abortion, sex–all those heavy things we all tackle as we grow up. We knew how our parents felt, they taught us right and wrong, and they expected us to being to make those decisions.

“We went them to go after God,” said Glen Jalowy Jr., Grand Parkway Church youth minister. “We encourage them that what you put in your mind and heart is what comes out.” 

So I see these children being raised to believe that if something bad goes in, something bad comes out, and I ache for them. How scary the world must seem to them believing that they must avoid all things questionable! And how limited their reach when tales like Fahrenheit 451, Huckleberry Finn, Of Mice and Men, Harry Potter, A Brave New World, and even works by Shakespeare are off limits to them.

So, thank you to my parents for allowing me to see that it doesn’t matter what goes in as long as I can learn from it, turn it into a positive lesson, or just decide to forget I ever encountered it. Ignorance isn’t bliss. It’s just plain ignorance.