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I bet you’re wondering how I’m going to tie speeching impediments and quality assurance together. Just wait.

I’ve been known to get tongue-tied occasionally (cough). Okay, so maybe occasionally is an understatement. A couple of my shining moments that stand out are “Shhhh! The ears have walls!” and “Go take a short walk off a long pier.” On a cold night in New Mexico, I was walking my friends out to their cars and stepped on slightly frosty grass. To which I exclaimed, “The ice is grassy! No, I mean the grice is assy! NO! The grass is icy!”

A few days ago, I was shopping at Hobby Lobby with my mom and sister. And the garden accessories were half off! (I know some of you are as excited about that as I am!) Anyway, we were looking at the birdhouses and there was this adorable hunting cabin themed birdhouse. So, I thought, “How cute!” Then noticed there was a little box on the front that said:

RIF
LES

And I was thinking, “What the heck is a riff-less?!” Took me a minute to figure out it was supposed to say “rifles.” Ah ha! So we got a good laugh out of that and just continued on our merry way.

Well, coming out of the store, we spotted this adorable little Noah’s Ark chest. See Exhibit A:

Then, we looked closer (Exhibit B):

“TOW BY TOW” Yup. I had to take a photo with my phone, cuz I wouldn’t have believed me either! You’d think someone in the Hobby Lobby supply chain would notice this, but, um, no.