I’ve learned a few lessons in the laws of the universe this week:
Bad Hair Days
The one day you don’t use conditioner on your hair, it’s going to be extra humid and make your hair friz all the more.
Traffic
When you’re running late for an 8 am meeting, traffic on your commute route increases by at least 30%, and idiot drivers increase by at least 60%.
Extra innings
When you get fed up in the 12th inning and decide to go to bed, your team ends up winning the game, which you really would like to have seen.
Deliveries
When the furniture store gives you a delivery window between 2 pm and 6 pm, your chairs will invariably arrive at 5:55 pm, especially if you stayed home that day to wait for the delivery.
Got any you’d like to share? 
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