I got this e-mail from a friend:
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?” The guy said, “No” and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
Ah, so not getting married is the key to being skinny?! NOW you tell me!
Julie