Every once in a while, a pet owner and pet have a fundamental difference in opinion. For instance, Owner believes 5 am to be a great time for sleeping. But Pet believes that 5 am is a fantastic time for running around the house like a demon on Crack. Owner believes that jumping on the table at Thanksgiving to slurp up turkey juice is inappropriate. But Pet believes that the prospect of fresh turkey juice is the perfect reason to completely abandon any semblance of couth.
Well, my sister (Owner) and her kitties (Pets) recently had one of these fundamental differences of opinion. I put forth for your consideration Exhibit A: “Christmas Tree - Before.”
Awwwww… That’s nice, isn’t it? I now enter into evidence Exhibit B: “Christmas Tree - After.”
For the record, Owner has stipulated that only one ornament remained at the very top of the tree. Although the evidence of a heinous Christmas Tree attack is overwhelming, Pets must be found Not Guilty by Reason of Cuteness. (Well, in Jasper’s case, an Insanity plea might also be appropriate.)
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